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MarriedHortense
Greenville, 60678
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Looking to get sucked at mall. hai. ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................ Hey there, I have never posted an ad like this before, (always thought they made people look desperate, girls that want to fuck in Bronston Kentucky and didn't want to ruin my "rep." haha.) so bare with me. I am x ft tall with rippling biceps, rock hard abs, and flowing blonde hair. I love to give foot massages and back rubs. I like to cuddle and watch "Girly" movies. I like to hear about everything that has happened during your day and talk long into the night, even if I have to be up at the crack of dawn the next morning < x . I know how to mix all kinds of girly drinks, and I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE to go clubbing with my girl's friends. Yeah.. if that were the case I don't think I would be here, doing this.. being a loser. :'( tear. I am a x ' x " medium build ( x Lb.) with a job that keeps me from having much of a social life.. and quite honestly, I'm lonesome. :( Most of my friends are either married, or too busy with work for social outings. Which, unfortunately for me, kinda cuts back on the networking opportunities. Boo-frickity-Hoo tho right? Like all the other ads here, I like the outdoors. I know, not exactly "whooing" the ladies with that xxx . I just really like to kayak. I mean, I like it, I like it a lot. It revs my engine. I like to be stupid. I like to do stupid stuff. I like to HAVE FUN NO MATTER WHAT. I put this in capital letters, because I really do like to have fun no matter what. Just throwing in some emphasis on the funnage there.. I can be serious as well. Don't think I'm just some immature dummy.. cause.. well.. I CAN BE SERIOUS. lol If you are still reading this, Kudos. There will be a test at the end, so hope you are paying attention. I have also disabled your ability to scroll up and re-read any of this ad, so eat it. I ain't no nerd, even tho you could have sworn I was. ( bet no xxx will get that..) And by this, I mean I do not play video games. :-o I know right? I would love to meet someone I can take to fun Fall things.. such as corn mazes, massage girl Kramsach movies, hiking, corn mazes, massage girl Kramsach movies, fishing, movies.... okay so there isn't a lot to do during the Fall.. but I like Fall, so eat it. I'm just looking for friendship with a possibility of going further. But if nothing else, just someone to hang out with would be pretty wicked sweet. If I sound interesting to you and you would like to find out more, "hit me up" as they all say.. or you could just send me an e-mail, that works too. Your picture gets mine. And I'll go ahead and say "You're Welcome" in advance for the eye candy you will receive. Trust me, I'm so darn cute I can barely keep my dog off of me.. she goes absolutely nuts. Oh, yea. I like animals too.. TEST TIME: Whip out your griddles. Okay, In the subject line, write something reallly funny so I know you are real. Hey, I never said it was a cumulative test... just a test.. to see how funny you are.. because I'm stupid... Ahem.. Anyways.. Make me laugh like a little school girl. The more I laugh, the faster I'll reply, and the faster you can receive your eyeball gift ;) (a picture of me, duh.) Mature couple searching horny people |
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